The Story Youre About to Read is True, Except the Facts Have Been Changed to Make it More Interesting.....

Hello everyone!

i have some news to make even the most generous human jealous. but first....

when i was young i used to fall asleep with ideas of one day inheriting the golden fedora ... but of course the dream was squashed with a nightmare of shia laboeuf (thats french for beef) becoming the son of indi. i quickly woke up from this nightmare when my dream suddenly grew closer with the humble doings of a mother.(she thieved the king of thieves from his map of golden tokens....)

i was craving some cereal. i looked in the pantry thingy. i grabbed the corn pops. i saw indi staring back at me with iridescent eyes that screamed....hold on....

so i held on....i held on to 4 Kellogg's boxes with the key to my adventure....the golden tokens.
i cracked my whip and swung upstairs and dislodged the tokens, and with a precarious hand i replaced them with bags of sand as not to disturb the temple's booby traps.

as i enjoyed my long awaited victory, i hit a speed bump, .....yes a sleeping police man.....i tripped the hidden stone. so, i ran, i ran like indi ran, i ran like an indian. i ran for an envelope.
it was nothing to worry about, after bumping into some native frenchies, i acquired all i needed to get home.

i got home, and now im patiently waiting for the long "allow 90 days for shipping" to end so i could get my reward, a free search light....yes an indiana jones themed search light....mmhmm.

here it is.


yeah yeah

and the after math....


and my ticket to search lighting..



oh and the music stuff is going good. im writing some stuff, recently about a catholic church and a kid being left there in a basket.

thanks for reading,

love ya mom,

Jordman